"What's taking so long?"
"He's planting a love device in your car."
~Sarah and my reply when she was wondering why Kyle was taking so long to get a book.

"I've never gotten pen on me so much before. Sometimes I think the pens say, 'Must get pen on worker. Must get pen on worker.' " ~Me at work

"If you ever go into space and need a navigator, call me. I have the map of the universe on my skin in freckles." ~Me when I saw the big dipper on my arm

I need me a man.