"You should use chapstick because your lips aren't chappy." ~Ok, so I'm not a genius!!! I can't even spell!

"Your arm is liquid flab!" ~Yeah, my sis has a very liquidy arm.

"I like the smell of chalk." ~Craig.... being Craig.

OK!!! I think it's about time I get left alone about Neal. We're not going out, I don't like him in any way other than a friend, and already people are planning the names our kids are gonna have!