Last night I tried a Snapple Elements called "Shredded Lemon." I make it a point to try every flavor. I was hoping it'd taste like lemonade but it was really more like a lemon starburst but more lemony. It's quite interesting. Tim hasn't been in any of my classes today, and yesterday like normal. It's quite odd. Now it's time for a story by Derek.

One day there was a hamster named Sparky. Sparky decided to go to the store. At the store everything looked so good he wanted to buy everything but being a hamster he had no positive cash flow. So he whored himself until he got enough money to buy an apple. Coincidentally he died from jumping off a cliff.