Steph's Suitcase

What's going on in Steph's life and her random musings... for anyone who gives a monkey.

Friday, August 23, 2002

"I like to vacuum the hallways. You meet a lot of people that way." ~a guy on one of the orientation videos

"I always lock my door because otherwise all these hot women jump in my bed." ~the same guy on one of the orientation videos

I'm going to tell Neal to slow down. I don't think I'm going to be able to control myself. Some guy just wrote his phone number on my door... I think. I didn't see it. I found it that way.

What doesn't belong: a tuna, a lobster, and a squashed Chinese?
The tuna. The others are crustaceans (get it? crushed Asians?)


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