Steph's Suitcase

What's going on in Steph's life and her random musings... for anyone who gives a monkey.

Thursday, March 13, 2003

The Durst (first of the haiku about people)
You would think him cool
Think he is a good person
Well your wrong he is a great person who makes hilarious drunken quotes drinks Skyninkugels and invents things like asswater while at the same time being a effective leader in the delta tau family, HIM AND HIS GARGANTUAN PENIS WHICH HE HAD TO CUT OFF HIS RIGHT LEG FOR, thats right his right leg is his penis he walks on it and has full range of motion, he who also chases a moose with a fork but dont worry that moose isnt a moose its grizz and you would think grizz is a kind of bear well its not its a person so there, you dont know it but your head exploded 30 seconds ago.


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