Ok, on my last post when I said "today" I meant Sunday. Anyway, I slept till 12:30 PM today and it was sweet. I found out that I was an accident. My parents didn't want to have me but my mom stopped her pills for a month to try the "rhythm method" and it didn't work. I guess you're not supposed to have sex between a certain number of days for that method. Anyway, I was conceived at a bowling tournament. Presumably in a hotel. You'd think that I'd be a good bowler because of the circumstances, but nope. Irony had a play date with my birth.