"What's taking so long?"
"He's planting a love device in your car."
~Sarah and my reply when she was wondering why Kyle was taking so long to get a book.

"I've never gotten pen on me so much before. Sometimes I think the pens say, 'Must get pen on worker. Must get pen on worker.' " ~Me at work

"If you ever go into space and need a navigator, call me. I have the map of the universe on my skin in freckles." ~Me when I saw the big dipper on my arm

I need me a man.

Annie described Allison with the perfect word today: Mindless.

I got a checking acount!!! WOOO!!!!!

We got The Sims Vacation!!! Exciting!!!

"My pet was cutest when it swam. My pet was nuaghtiest when it died." ~me at age 12, referring to Fishy, my old goldfish

"What do you call a turkey? A gobble-gobble." ~one of my old jokes

"Remember that time I used to be a hot Asian guy and I had that goatee?"
"Yeah..."
"I keep stroking my invisible chin...hair thing. It's a phantom beard, like how people have phantom limbs."

Here's a funny story- the missing Morley candy? In my freezer. Why? Lauren didn't know she had picked it up and given it to my sisters. I'm such a dork.

I've been having a lot of dreams lately. If you want to read them, go to www.yahoogroups.com and search for OddDreams. They're too long to stick here, but the latest involved Trojans. The people, not the condoms!!

Today has been the day for people to laugh at me. Everyone's laughed when I told them my cheek was sewn to my gum!! Then they told me to sue. Well, I can't because it tore during the night. *grumbles to self* Anyhow, I've decided to compile some quotes.
"It's easy to remember because z starts with the letter z."
"I'm a cupcake on grades, I really am."
I had something more important to say, but it has slipped my mind. How am I supposed to be interesting if I can't remember anything? It must be that darn Janthrax again... I'll get Janet for that. If not today, if not tomorrow, someday

My mom is such a ditzo. She switched my piano lesson with someone, yet failed to tell me so I showed up and my teacher asked, "What are you doing here?" I was really confused, and to top it off, Melissa was coming too so we could work on our duet. There ended up being 7 people in the room, wondering what the heck was going on. I called home and gasp Lo and behold my mom suddenly remembers! Talk about my mom having no memory... She does this all the time. And then the codeine kicked in again and I start tearing... Stupid drugs and my sensitivity to them. Taking 1 pill makes me cry. Give me 1 pill of DayQuil, and I'm up for days and really perky. 1 pill of NyQuil, and you won't see me awake for hours. Well, that's enough of my rambling for today... Oh, and my life really flarts right now.

I think I'm going to like this blogging thing. Right now I'm dizzy and lightheaded, probably from the codeine. I'm also bored out of my mind!!!!! I'm so lonely... I'm home alone with no one but a dog to talk to. If anyone wants to talk to me... you better do so before I go nuts and die. I'm so cold, too...

Here's to the start of a wonderful relationship! We're blogging, blogging, over the website sea... Ok, so I'm on codeine right now. Don't mess with me. After getting all your wisdom teeth removed, you'd be like this too. Especially when you realize your cheek was sewn to your gum. Man, my life sucks like nothing else.